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January
18POLL:
If someone told you something tasted like “Lollipop Jizz”, would you be more likely or less likely to want to try it?
[A friend referenced a beverage as tasting like this in a negative way, it only made me want to try it more.]
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December
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2011
I’m now one of THOSE people.
My dog, who is 12 and getting up there, got shaved recently. It being Wisconsin and winter - although decidedly less colder than last winter so far - she’s been freezing her tail off. She won’t stop shivering unless she’s under a pile of blankets curled up next to me.
Solution: Sweater
Result: No shivering, decided to try and run off to taunt the neighbor’s dog who’s in his kennel outdoors.
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December
14Gods…
Applied for college. The feeling of dread that I will get that letter of rejection is so much higher now. How is it possible I had more confidence as a severely depressed teenager?
Oh wait, I wasn’t working a dead end job for 40 hours a week with bitchy xmas customers using my soul for toilet paper…
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November
21
2011Battle Pug
So, I’m not the hugest pug dog fan, but I find this comic wildly amusing. Figured I’d share with my like, singular follower.
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November
6That Time of Year
Today at work, they put up bins for donations for “Toys for Tots”. Despite signs all over and a bin at the entrance and exit doors, neither had anything by the time my shift was over. (Okay so that’s only 9 and some odd hours but still…)
So after my shift, I went and bought the the totally badass Crayola Ultimate Art Supply Case, which I had something similar as a kid and adored it. I still find urges to buy the big fat Crayola markers.
Plus I hate that “girls toy”/”boys toy” bullshit. I had barbies as a kid, so did my sister and brother. I also had a little kitchen set. And a tool belt. And matchbox cars. I love that tool belt and little tools, that was a totally awesome toy.
Anyways, I put one in the front one and one in exit door one. Hopefully it’ll convince people to donate, and if not, at least two kids get to have some fun on Xmas.
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October
6
2011What's your superpower? No rerolls!
Vibration emittions.
energy whip
oh
Web creation?
WEB CREATION?!
I’M SPIDER MAN OH YEAH FUCK YOU.
destruction
Arachnidan Mimicry: One takes on arachnid-like physiology and behavior.
Well damn I’ll just creep on everybody while they’re taking a pee in the bathroom then
Bionic Physiology: gain incredible strength, energy, powers and abilities from machines and weapons.
I win I win I win you can all leave
Platform creation.
… okay.png
Glass manipulation
hurray.
Mythological Deity Mimicry
Fuck yeah.
(Source: thunderswarehouse)
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September
30HA!
Doctor’s cannot diagnose what is wrong with me, I win yet again! (Or is it lose…)
Either way, given past instances with this situation, I expect it will be 5-7 years before they figure out what’s wrong with me.
By that time, the rash will have overtaken my body and I can work as a sideshow freak. Good money, no suit required, traveling, and people say I don’t plan for the future.
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September
17
2011
Look at this beast. You might think that there are a bunch of guys that are equal to or better than Clay, but that is just not true. Sorry.
oh holy god unf.
Oh hi Clay Matthews fancy seeing you on my dash
he’s the reason I recently took an interest in football. good lord.
And you all are damn jealous that I have the Milwaukee package and get to see him live and in person.
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September
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2011
For fun, let’s do a Reblog contest… Reblog this image before tomorrow 3pm EST and we’ll pick one random winner who will receive $100 gift certificate to spend any way any how in our CAMERAS department. Click-click + good luck!
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